Gossip girl: Spotted, lonely boy can’t believe the love of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was.
Blair: I love you, Nate Archibald, always have, always will.
Serena: I didn’t come back for you.
Gossip girl: There’s nothing gossip girl like more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic.
Chuck: But happiness does not seem on the menu, so smoke up, and seal the deal with Blair.
Serena: I don’t wanna take anything, it’s just…
Blair: Because it’s yours to take if you want.
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty.
Serena: You just love when a girl talks to you.
Chuck: Actually, I prefer them when they’re not talking.